Why thank you Ozz (even though this isn't for a review... which I need more of) ^^ and yes I know, I'm late with this, but life got in my way for a couple days, BUT, here we go...

This month's winner is our lovely long, very long time member, *Vlahdimir! If you don't know him, you suck. He's a great guy and totally cool. If you haven't, please go give him some page lovin' and check his gallery out! Congrats Terence!

On the subject of reviews, if any regular member out there willing to write one up on music, movies, books, or games, feel free to do so. But PLEASE, for the love of DOG, use proper grammar and spelling, just like we use in the chatroom. If it isn't, ima trow it out and curse your life with all sorts of evil, bad things. Also, if you send do one, please be aware it won't be used right away. But once you write it up, just note it to me =Aneyolf or *DAUnderworld. Thanks!

So, carry on Ozz...

Tyler.


RIGHTY, seen as I'm going away for a few days, I'll stuff out the next round of staff bios!
This time, it's the turn of my comrades in arms, friends and sidekicks (Although they all know who's really in charge of 'em.) The Elders!

Again, I reserve the right to amend these bios as I see fit, for amusements sake.

Enjoy!
Ozz.

DA Name: DIABOLO-SPOINNER (BOG)

Artistic tendency: digital editing/manipulation and I do traditional art too but rarely post any of it. moo hoo haha.

Real name (Optional): Marchel!

Occupation outside of dAmn: Student biznaches!

Rank: hyb... elder.

Age: 16! YEAH!

Gender: Male

When did you join DAU?
2 years ago...? or 3?

Why?
Because I was a social reject and thought lycans were cool.

When were you promoted?
Oh noes... I cant remember that a whiiiiile ago. Same time as ~Anaiyak go ask him.

Who, in your opinion is the most arrogant member of staff?
I would say OZZ. definitely. but not. what kind of question is this?

Who, in your opinion, works the hardest for DAU?
TYLER! (luv you for that hon)

What's your clan and why?
Lycans. Because they're furry and warm. Good for snuggling. Unlike those cold things in the corner over there.

Tell us something interesting about yourself?
I can hold handstands and do backflips. Woot! <3

(Our very own circus freak, hyperactive ball of fuzz, so he is... -Ozz)

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DA Name: ~flyinghamsterofdoom

Artistic tendency: Human nature prose, poetry

Real name (Optional): Tim The Enchanter
(But most of us call him "OI! You!" -Ozz)

Occupation outside of dAmn: Master Of Sin (Beer/Tobacco salesperson)
(This is why he's my BEST friend. - Ozz)

Rank: Elder

Age: 21

Gender: Male

When did you join DAU? Far too long ago. Two years ish.

Why? Came in to thank someone for a comment, liked it so much I stayed

When were you promoted? A few months after membership.

Who, in your opinion is the most arrogant member of staff? I'm gonna say Ozz, just because he made me do this.

Who, in your opinion, works the hardest for DAU? Everyone. It's a team effort. By name, I'd have to say that Ardi, the other three RPG Elder, and the Hybrids do more than just about everyone, offhand.

What's your clan and why? Vampyres, because I think hairy fur people are gross.

Tell us something interesting about yourself?
Something interesting about yourself
(Because there isn't anything.-Ozz)

Worst habit?
Not admitting my bad habits.
(We ALL know why... -Ozz)

DA Name: =ahollowvoice, from a line of poetry I wrote once upon a time.

Artistic tendency: I'm a bit all over the map with this: Photography, mixed media, cartoon strip, poetry, short stories, charcoal, and whatever else comes to mind at the moment. I'd say photography is my number one for the past year or so.

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Real name (Optional): Michael or 'Mikey'

Occupation outside of dAmn: Student and professional sleeper.

Rank: Elder.

Age: 22.

Gender: Male.

When did you join DAU? July 7th, 2006 at some ungodly hour when I was awake all night.

Why? Because I was bored, it was late, and I was having fun talking to ~Diabolo-Spinner who really liked my quiet, intellectual personality (don't laugh, it's still there under all the weird Mikey silliness) and enjoyed my psychological and philosophical views on lycanthropy that I had been gathering because of a research paper I was writing for fun (don't ask) about the subject. I stuck around because I really felt like I didn't belong, and was comfortable because I've always felt like a bit of an oddball, feels like no one 'belongs' in our weird little-big room, we all just co-exist as harmoniously as we can. That and I wanted to bother =SorrowBurn, =Deadrosebud, =cloakofshadow, and *Raini-Tempest until the ends of time... and give Jason all the grief I could without getting banned.
(We all love our (vain)glorious leader, don't we? -Ozz)

When were you promoted? August 2007, about a year after joining.

Who, in your opinion is the most arrogant member of staff? Good old =SorrowBurn, but in the most charming of ways. Which is hard to do mind you, you ought to congratulate him on it, it's quite an achievement.
(Yes, you bloody well should. -Ozz)

Who, in your opinion, works the hardest for DAU? That is hard to say, of late I'd say =Aneyolf for a long time it felt like I was busting my ass quite a bit for DAU but I think Tyler has been our little shot of energy for awhile now.

What's your clan and why? Lycans. Because it's the best, that's why. ... I've always loved wolves and the wild, walking around in forests aimlessly is still one of my favorite past-times, often barefoot if the season allows. I prefer lycanthropes to vampyres because they're just more 'me', that's the short answer.

Tell us something interesting about yourself? I have blue eyes, I am one of six boys in an Irish-American family, I read a lot when I can, and I can touch my tongue to my nose and put my right foot behind my head. I also have a very expressive face and can do odd voices and sounds, it is endearing and entertaining for a bit and then becomes pedestrian and annoying as all hell after a little while. I have freckles. I like the ocean. I... fuck this question.

Worst habit? Random outbursts of goofiness often followed by self-realization that I made an ass of myself... and I am a bit too compassionate for my own good, my inner circle often chides me for trying to help everyone and anyone that has a problem or an issue... say, if you have a problem or an issue and just want someone to talk to please contact me at...
(And he also rambles. We love you Mikey. -Ozz)

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DA Name: Deadrosebud.

Artistic tendency: Bit of everything really although I lean more towards short prose.

Real name (Optional): Jezz.
(Ickkle squishy Rosie death -Ozz)

Occupation outside of dAmn: Student, lounging about on my English and Creative Writing course.
(Emphasis on the lounging. Especially when it's sunny. -Ozz)

Rank: Elder.

Age: 21.

Gender: Female.

When did you join DAU? About 3 years ago. I'd been a member of dA for a year before but kind of forgot about it. When I came back I decided to look at the chats and DAU was the first one I clicked.

Why? Because the description said vampyres and lycans, can't get much better than that. And I think I was pretty much obsessed with vampyres at the time. Funny how things change.

When were you promoted? Year and a half ago after everyone else who had joined after me. Maybe I was too quiet or something but I finally got my promo.

Who, in your opinion is the most arrogant member of staff? Well that's pretty obvious. You call him Ozz but I call him brother.
(Aaaaw, bless. -Ozz)

Who, in your opinion, works the hardest for DAU? Well Ty and Mikey of course with the banners and such, possibly Adri too with her work for the RPG.

What's your clan and why? Lycans because we rock. I chose Lycans because it was the closest thing to what I truly am. No mangy dog here, and well feline didn't go anywhere else.

Tell us something interesting about yourself? I'm addicted to roleplaying, sad to say. I'd rather live in a fantasy world but who wouldn't right? I love the little world that we've managed to build up in DAURPG and all of my characters are pretty much set solidly in that world. It's like a second home.
(A second home in her head. Very spacious, very roomy. -Ozz)

Worst habit? Worrying too much about my boys. I get very protective of SorrowBurn, cloakofshadow and ahollowvoice. They're my spirit brothers and anyone who messes with them should expect a hella trouble.
(Fear the ickkle squishy Rosie wrath!)

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DA Name: =SorrowBurn

Artistic tendency: Poet/Writer/Misanthropist

Real name (Optional): Ozz

Occupation outside of dAmn: I'm an Archivist and part time viking.
That's right, I can beat you down AND file you away.

Rank: Been everywhere from Hybrids to Banned. No joke. Ask Jase for confirmation. Currently though, you can just call me "Your almighty"

Age: Older'an you.

Gender: Male

When did you join DAU? Shortly after =Vampyrwolf opened it. Coming up to DAU's 4th birthday and my own within the room.

Why? I blame an ex girlfriend, like I do for most things.
Though, in all honesty... Wait, yeah, we'll stick with the former.

When were you promoted? A long, long time ago.

Who, in your opinion is the most arrogant member of staff? Me, of course.

Who, in your opinion, works the hardest for DAU? Hmmn, Ty, Mikey... I don't know, most of us work pretty hard for the upkeep and general running of DAU it's a team job.

What's your clan and why? Currently I'm an Elder, as usual, but I've been known to switch ranks. Untill they give me the privclass of "Aesirian" I'll switch when I feels like it.

Tell us something interesting about yourself? I love to travel, even just an hour up on the train to see my best friend and DAU ickkle sister; Jezzikat.

Worst habit? Arrogance, Elitism, Smoking, Misanthropy, though I wouldn't say they're all bad...

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That's it for this round folks! Next up; Lycan Enforcers, Death Dealers and Immortal Watchers!
Ozz,
out.